RUPERT ST JOHN - Trustafarian
MRS MACGREADY - Miserable old lady
TONY KIPPAX - Adland veteran
BERNIE STAPLES - Conspiracy theorist
DAI RHYS-DAVIES - Professional Welshman
BRIAN MICKLETHWAITE - National treasure
BETHANY MEEK - Inconspicuous potentate
MELISSA FRETWELL - Prodigy nurturer
WENDY STRIVER - Proud parent
SIR JAMES PENDLEBURY - Wistful Croesus
GRAHAM AND BINKIE MARGRAVE - Retired thespians
TERRY MASON - Soccer coach
PROFESSOR IAN LITTLEJOHN - Reputation-broker
LIZA RADLEY - Veteran bohemian
SAMMI QUIGGIN - Glamour girl
MR STALLYBRASS - Café bore
DENNIS TITE - Arch-calculator
AMANDA JENKINSON - Female misogynist
LUCIEN - Ageing student
ARABELLA FLITE - Free spirit
FELICITY FRANT – Veteran journalist
CECILIA JAGGERS - Over-demanding parent
JANICE - Eternal fan
MRS GILLESPIE
SIMON BARRACLOUGH
GARY ZINO - Extreme commuter